The Thoughts of Ryan-C

I get home on Saturday, should post something soonafter.

I have some thoughts.

maybe later.

Fazoli’s closed down… my day just went from great to crap.

So here is a list of ingredients in Meth…it is basically the contents of a hick’s shed.

# Gasoline additives/Rubbing Alcohol
# Ether (starting fluid)
# Benzene
# Paint thinner
# Freon
# Acetone
# Chloroform
# Camp stove fuel
# Anhydrous ammonia
# White gasoline
# Matches (the red parts)
# Pheynl-2-Propane
# Phenylacetone
# Phenylpropanolamine
# Rock, table or Epsom salt Red Phosphorous
# Toluene (found in brake cleaner)
# Red Devil Lye
# Drano
# Muraitic acid
# Battery acid
# Lithium from batteries
# Sodium metal
# Ephedrine
# Sudafed
# Iodine
# Bronchodialators
# Energy boosters
# Iodine crystals

mmm…. tasty.

Yesterday Ben Stein’s new documentary, Expelled, came out. Tonight, Lauren Matt and I went to see it. It was a very insightful movie concerning the whole evolution v. intelligent design argument. The movie presents that the whole issue isn’t even considered an argument anymore because the science powers that be don’t even allow for the concept of intelligent design to be discussed. The movie does not side on either end of the argument but rather is promoting the freedom of speech and thought in the realm of science. Ben even gets Richard Dawkins to admit their might be a ‘designer.’ Anywho… if you are an intellect and enjoy expanding your knowledge you should go see it. You should also see it if your life and/or career has anything to do with science.

Spend the $8 and see it.

Here we go… When was the last time you were on the highway and out of nowhere comes a bike at 140mph next to you and you didn’t even have time to see him? Probably at least once this month. Why? Because there was a D-Bag driving it. I hate sport bikes… basically they say, “I’m not a real man, so I have to go fast on the highway to feel manly, because risking my life and others is the only way to be cool.” This is the main reason for hating sport bikes, because apparently obeying the law isn’t cool. But you may say “its fun, I love driving fast, living life for the moment is the best.” And I say, “hmm… I love being a vegetable and murdering people for the sake of an adrenaline rush.” You can’t argue with that. You can’t.

The next reason for them sucking is biker chicks… they are skanky to the max and are dang annoying. Why? Because that is the only type of girl that would date a guy that rides a bike.

The following reason has affected us all. We have all seen that guy that tries to show off because he has no self esteem. “Man everyone will love me if I can nose wheelie to a stop at this light.” No actually, no one likes you because you do that. Maybe if you got a life and job people would like you.

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Even their websites, mention the D-Bags.

Exhibit C:

So yes, sport bike owners and prospective owners, here is my plea. Please stop sucking at life and buy a car like a real man. Find something that brings you excitement that isn’t retarded and make you look like a D-Bag.

I found this in the student union and I stole it.. its pretty amazing.

Check out the beard on the right! Holy Crap!

and do you have to change your name to something crazy when you convert?

no new blog here…. just telling everyone that I am still alive.

i might have some thoughts soon.