The Thoughts of Ryan-C

Epic Parodies

// August 15th, 2009 // No Comments » // Random, Stupidity, Youtube

Praise Jesus.

These gave me a chuckle.

Found this Little Gem…

// August 8th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // Books, Heresy, Stupidity, Televangelists, sin

So I was perusing Amazon and happened to come across a Creflo Dollar book entitled “Total Life Prosperity: 14 Practical Steps to Receiving God’s Full Blessing.” Considering how ludicrous the title is, I just had to see why people were giving it 4 and 5 star ratings. After reading a few of them, I found this little gem of a review…

From “anointedlady”:

“The “prosperity message” is under attack within the Church. After reading this book, I can’t imagine why any Christian would reject the fact that God’s will is prosperity. I now have a better understanding of Jesus’ saying, “I am come that you may have life and have it more abundantly” thanks to this book. The Bible talks about money more than it does heaven. It talks about God’s desire for His people to fare well in life often. As a Christian, it never set right with me that the same God Who saved me and delivered me would leave me sick, broke, and in family relationships that were disunified. I am so glad I read this book, for it showed me what has been missing in my life and how God wants me to have the best.”

How have we gotten to this point?

I leave you with this…

“Do not lay up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy and where thieves break in and steal, but lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust destroys and where thieves do not break in and steal. For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.

-Matthew 6:19-21

This makes me laugh…

// July 16th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // Jesus Stuff, Life, Stupidity, Yelling, calvinism, reformed, theology

*sorry for the low quality*

Houston, We Have A Heretic…

// May 15th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // Books, Heresy, Jesus Stuff, Stupidity, Televangelists

Learn how to receive biblical financial breakthroughs, including how to survive the coming worldwide financial crisis.

Luckily it’s in the KJV… cause we all know that’s the only true Bible. And it’s only $100.

Be sure to check out this idiot’s website.

Fake QOTD

// April 26th, 2009 // No Comments » // Jesus Stuff, Mark Driscoll, Quote of the Day, Stupidity

So I follow FakePastorMark (Driscoll) and FakeRobBell on Twitter and they both say some pretty crazy stuff that is really hillarious. Here are a few of my favorite Tweets from them…

FakePastorMark: Not sleepy. Rolling over to watch “Fight Club” on my iphone. Wish FakeRobBell would quit texting me about rabbis and breathing techniques.

FakeRobBell: I am so hungry and wish that I could eat bacon. However the Rabbi’s told me that I couldn’t. I wish I could meditate them away.

FakeRobBell (at FakePastorMark): Watch it I don’t really understand all this talk of “Gospel” but I can get a mean coalition of Rabbis together and come 4 U

I hate it when…

// April 22nd, 2009 // 1 Comment » // Jesus Stuff, Life, Stupidity

people say, “I have no regrets.” That is absurd and stupid. But I hate it even more when Christians say it because you can’t have repentance without regret.