May12th09:53 pm
This man is my idol.
Reasons why he is my idol.
1. He is awesome.
2. Witty remarks… always.
3. He has a vast array of nicknames: Barn, The Barnacle, Barnito supreme, Swarley, Swarles, Swar-(wait for it)-ley, Swarhili, Bob Swarley-mon, Swar-lay, Swarles Barkley, Swarlos, Jennifer
4. His father is Bob Barker.
5. He always wears a suit.
6. He is legen– wait for it… dary!
7. His half-brother is gay Wayne Brady.
8. He is the best wing-man of all times. *I’m sorry Iceman*
9. He loves laser tag.
10. He constantly lives in the fear of being slapped in the face by Marshall, but his life goes on as normal and as awesome as usual.
Thank You, Barney Stinson.
@ #5: Yes, he always wears a suit… except at funerals because he believes suits are “full of joy, the sartorial equivalent of a baby’s smile. Suits are for the living.”
May 13th, 2008 at 2:00 am-See Season 2, Episode 6
your welcome. ;P
May 13th, 2008 at 4:35 pmto clarify…. for forcing you to watch this show.
May 13th, 2008 at 4:35 pmgreat quote placement Matt. Thanks Noelle!
May 14th, 2008 at 5:05 pm