Here we go… When was the last time you were on the highway and out of nowhere comes a bike at 140mph next to you and you didn’t even have time to see him? Probably at least once this month. Why? Because there was a D-Bag driving it. I hate sport bikes… basically they say, “I’m not a real man, so I have to go fast on the highway to feel manly, because risking my life and others is the only way to be cool.” This is the main reason for hating sport bikes, because apparently obeying the law isn’t cool. But you may say “its fun, I love driving fast, living life for the moment is the best.” And I say, “hmm… I love being a vegetable and murdering people for the sake of an adrenaline rush.” You can’t argue with that. You can’t.
The next reason for them sucking is biker chicks… they are skanky to the max and are dang annoying. Why? Because that is the only type of girl that would date a guy that rides a bike.
The following reason has affected us all. We have all seen that guy that tries to show off because he has no self esteem. “Man everyone will love me if I can nose wheelie to a stop at this light.” No actually, no one likes you because you do that. Maybe if you got a life and job people would like you.
Exhibit A:
Exhibit B:
Even their websites, mention the D-Bags.
Exhibit C:
So yes, sport bike owners and prospective owners, here is my plea. Please stop sucking at life and buy a car like a real man. Find something that brings you excitement that isn’t retarded and make you look like a D-Bag.
Haha I love you.
April 11th, 2008 at 2:31 amYou know how i feel. I would never trade a sport bike for a car, because thats just impractical. however, i will own one. but i wount be a douchebag.
i dont care what you say, you watch.
April 11th, 2008 at 12:19 pminsightful, honest and highly amusing.
My favorite part is the tool bag in the advert.
April 11th, 2008 at 1:13 pmnot all bike riders are dumb…
April 12th, 2008 at 2:56 pmLOL!!! Those are my sentiments exactly. Esp. on the highway…those riders always seem to forget the fact that everyone around them drives over 2000 lbs of metal and fuel while they ride around on much less and have no real protection from a collision. Leather and a helmet won’t protect you from a concrete wall or all the cars around you!
April 14th, 2008 at 7:50 amHmmm…I found your rant today by accident. Sounds like a childish tantrum for no really good reason. I am a sportbike rider, and an x-marine and a software designer for a fortune 500 (I guess I have a life and job). I think you are getting sportbike riders confused with punks that ride them (just like in cars -idiot).
You obviously know too little about the entire issue as sportbike chicks look nothing like biker (harley) chicks and the two groups do not mingle. Sportbike clubs and culture is more geared around racing and extreme sports…get a fact.
Come to think of it…what do you know about chicks. Prudish book marms that attend bible study and are 10 years out of style are not considered a catch.
Why do you rant…because there is no place to fit the jesus fish on a bike? or because the culture is so far removed from the sheltered bible pounder group that seems to be your click.
BTW…how’s about lifting a weight and doing something with those arms.
One last thing godboy…the bible is a wonderful story, but still written by a man - no different than the Koran, Torah, Bible, Vedas etc.
July 1st, 2008 at 2:18 pmWell there you go Mr. Fortune 500, you singlehandedly disproved everything I believe while attacking my religion, friends, and just about everything else…
*rolls eyes*
July 1st, 2008 at 5:24 pmHow bout that… Isn’t that exactly what you did?! Generalizations suck… Mr. jesus fish.
Your facetious tone leads me to believe that you think pretty highly of yourself.
You can believe whatever you want. I served in combat to ensure that you could. For example; you can continue to believe that sportbikes are for dirtbags, or you can continue to believe that you are better than others, or you can continue to believe that a book of wonderful stories is non-fiction and holds the same collegiate weight as a science text.
July 2nd, 2008 at 8:52 amthanks for your service (sincere)
But I don’t believe I am better than anyone else… just that some people are stupid… which is obvious in our society.
July 2nd, 2008 at 9:25 am