The Thoughts of Ryan-C

1. You have an iFanny Pack for your iPhone. You know those little leather pouches that clip onto your belt with the flap that opens. Owning one quite possibly makes you a tool.

2. You originally told everyone you were going to pick up an iPhone the week Steve announced it and claimed to have already spoke to (former) Cingular about buying one that upcoming friday.

3. You took your iPhone to the Genius Bar within 2 days of buying it (because you are an idiot and don’t do your research on the technology you buy or you’re just an idiot).